#001LEGENDARY
Uses a PUMP.FUN telescope to confirm the moon is, in fact, green.
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Certified brainrot on Solana
THE LOUDEST BULL ON SOLANA
Short Spine. Long Pump.
Everyone screams. He POPSSSBULL.
AAAAAAAA
No roadmap. No utility. No plan. Just a very large mouth and an infinite supply of screaming.
POPSSSAAAAAAAABUY HIGH SELL NEVERHE SCREAMS THEREFORE HE PUMPSZERO UTILITYMAXIMUM VOLUMEMOOODIP = BUYRED CANDLE? SCREAM LOUDERPOPSSSAAAAAAAABUY HIGH SELL NEVERHE SCREAMS THEREFORE HE PUMPSZERO UTILITYMAXIMUM VOLUMEMOOODIP = BUYRED CANDLE? SCREAM LOUDER
WHY POPSSSBULL?
Extremely serious, thoroughly researched, definitely-not-made-up reasons.
Loud enough to scare the bears
Registered as a noise complaint in 3 countries.
Accidentally listed himself
Leaned on the keyboard. Now he is on 6 exchanges.
Eats weak hands for breakfast
Also for lunch. And as a light 3am snack.
Runs on caffeine and bad decisions
Has not blinked since the last bull run.
Professional chart screamer
Fully certified. Framed the certificate. It fell off.
Certified liquidity enjoyer
The mouth is technically the liquidity pool.
BULL FACTS
Collect all six. Frame them. Show your financial advisor.
#002MYTHIC
Screams in the office so the devs remember why they ship.
#003COSMIC
Played moon golf with Trump, CZ and Elon. Still screamed.
#004ROYAL
Crowned New Meme King. Pepe, Doge and Bonk bowed.
#005CHAMPION
Won by screaming. The judges were also screaming.
#006CURSED
Drags a giant green candle everywhere he goes. Never dips.
BREAKING NEWS
Unverified, unhinged, and updated whenever he takes a breath.
Local bears report hearing screaming all night.
2 MIN AGOPOPSSSBULL reaches maximum volume without moving price.
11 MIN AGOEntire Solana ecosystem politely asks him to calm down.
34 MIN AGOScientists still cannot explain why he keeps screaming.
1 HR AGOBULL ACADEMY
A fully accredited* curriculum. (*not accredited)
01
Lesson 01
If candle green
SCREAM.
02
Lesson 02
If candle red
SCREAM LOUDER.
03
Lesson 03
Never sell
JUST BECOME LOUDER.
04
Lesson 04
Portfolio strategy
REFRESH DEXSCREENER EVERY 3 SECONDS.
RANDOM MEMES
Scientifically scattered for maximum chaos.
When your coin pumps 2%.
When someone sells 14 dollars.
When Bitcoin sneezes.
When Solana doesn't crash for 15 minutes.
When the chart moves at all.
When you tell yourself this is the bottom.
FAQ
Frequently Aggressively-screamed Questions.
Absolutely not. We're just screaming.
Liquidity needs space.
Nobody knows. He appeared after someone mixed a bull, Popcat, and three energy drinks.
No.